Monday, October 17, 2011

Scientific Multiverse Atheist Reincarnation theory- SMART

a new religion: Scientific Multiverse Atheist Reincarnation theory- SMART


There billions of universes intertwined which all rely on the others Each all have a different set path for each animate object, meaning that everything we do, say, think, want etc happens for a specific reason.
Each universe relies on the others which are very similar to it and when you die in one universe you move to the next.
Despite the title, there is a god, he's just very modest and doesn't refer to himself very often.


As with all religions, there are certain rules, restrictions and obligations. Many are stated below:
1) No simultaneous blinking and left pinky toe scratching.
 2) Crowded House must be listened to at least once a day. 
3) No making fun of other friends because of there hetrosexual hobbies.
4) Whenever possible, if she said it, it must be pointed out that she said it
5)  If one is capable of growing a goatie, one must do so
6) You must have no moral obligations restraining you from consuming meat.
7) Lame pick up line must be said when asking a member of the opposite sex out.




Some of the rules lie here, 
others are yet to be discovered because ones self is the god of there own universe.






"may the force be with you"


















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