Bamboo Banger

So in case ya'll didn't know, right here lays a hero.

a renegade.

a prodigy.

a goddess.

my role model, my idol.

On her political importance: "I feel like I'm a fucking infomercial for issues around the world this year. I don’t want it to be like that though. I feel like for the first time I'm truly falling in love with music in its own right.

On dealing with her issues: "Don't worry, I'm not going to become a suicide bomber and fly into Chase Tower. That’d be aiming low. It'd be the Federal Reserve bank.'

On the internet: "Google’s more powerful than any government now – people think it’s God. They’re storing all 

our data and one day they’re going to turn against us."

On selling out: "When I did my 'selling out' show for MTV they paid me a hundred grand and I built a school with it in Africa."

I aspire to be even half as cool as her.

 “I was happy being the retarded cousin of rap. Now I’m the retarded cousin of singing.”

One day, I'll be like her, just as crazy, just as politically incorrect, and just as statement-making 

But no matter what I shall never be as cool as her. 

yours truly,
a wanna-be
xx